one month away from the Kirk-iversary. could get wild out there
Miles Klee 🦉
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- MMiles Klee 🦉Bluesky· 3h ago
couple years ago i was at a bar in Portland airport and this older MAGA dude was haranguing a couple next to him about how awful AOC was, she does this, she says that, etc., until they awkwardly revealed they had never heard of her. he angrily sputtered "she's that loudmouth girl from New York!"
- MMiles Klee 🦉Bluesky· 3h ago
lol most of my tanks come from vintage stores or online equivalent so the fabric is a little worn, though i tend to avoid buying anything with existing holes because i know i’ll have them soon enough with my own wear and tear. it has to be something IRRESISTIBLE to overlook preexisting holes
- MMiles Klee 🦉Bluesky· 4h ago
am i supposed to just sit here and not mention @chrislhayes.bsky.social biting my look
i see you all fighting with one specific person today and am reminded of what a friend's wife told him when he spent a couple of weeks needling a certain other internet personality for his own amusement, which was: "leave that poor sad man alone"
for one night only, handjobs are legal
- MMiles Klee 🦉Bluesky· 10h ago
never appreciated the power of Staind's "It's Been Awhile" till i was in a dive bar in Joshua Tree where karaoke was just starting up and some big dude carried his stool over to the stage so he could perform sitting down like it was Nirvana Unplugged and absolutely crushed it
1498 this how I find out Dobby died??
doing the Ludovico Technique on nerds who say they can’t stand sex in movies but just making them watch the scenes of spaceships docking in their favorite sci-fi films until they start screaming