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hey, check out this meme the movie michael clayton. i'm making a side-by-side comment on it with this picture of columbo, a character from a tv show, perhaps you've heard of it? my favorite teams are the dallas cowboys, la lakers and new york yankees, and my favorite soundtrack is taylor star wars

get this: 12 baguettes wearing a rain coat. unbelievable.

aaaaaahahahaha the exhaustion, it's perfect

Right! But a kind of impishly perfect symmetry to taking new homeowners insurance away. Like Ash admiring the alien.

It's so weird, waiting for hurricane landfall or watching it miss, just over the last 15+ years. We got so good at tracking and analyzing (and mindfully watching) them from afar at the same time that climate destabilized enough that we effectively removed one uncertainty to replace it with another.

Say it's 5-O Price is not low Half a c-note Hell yeah let's go Lu-Lu Lu-Lu Lu-Lu Lu-Lu Luke...

No, I live almost 500 miles away.

watching the storm make landfall and track over the maximum density of places my friends and i are from and where our elderly parents still live, probably no big deal as long as we get out there and start sweeping up the moisture to prevent flooding

friend 1/4 mile west of mom's: water ankle-deep in the yard, many trees down, but neighbors clearing the street with chainsaws, we're doing great friend 1/4 mile east: we're doing great, we still have power, and water's only pouring through the electrical sockets in the new addition on the house

I just want the kids to have the best Winter Pageant ever. Without it, we might not save the gazebo where our founder fell in love with his wife, Goody Noelle.

quite literally: it imploded under mismanagement last year and all the competent people were badly burned by the experience, leaving only fools and mountebanks. but still.

sublime timing, thank you

You have to get to your dentist on Welch Road, but cybercriminals have called everyone else in Palo to visit *their* medical providers on Welch Road. You speed to make up time, but clip someone at 170 mph at the crest of the Alma underpass, missing your turn and decapitating yourself on Embarcadero.

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