this is the equivalent of vibecoding a president
Jon Hegglund
Prof of English, Washington State U. Narrative theory, psychoanalysis, environmental humanities, humanism in a dehumanizing age. Minor character in Baseball Prospectus extended universe. Yes, that is a moose in my backyard.
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- Jon HegglundBluesky· 10m ago
- Jon HegglundBluesky· 22m ago
alive, but declining rapidly with alzheimer's bad dad, mostly absentee until he left for good when I was 12 yes I am a dad always emotionally remote, compounded by serious trauma from two vietnam tours (according to my mom). workaholic. made lots of money in oil/finance but was incredibly frugal
Jon HegglundBluesky· 19m agowith alzheimer's he has conveniently forgotten all of the shitty things he did and he wants to take credit for the successes of his kids and grandkids that were all accomplished in spite of and not because of him anyway, father's day is fraught!
1 perfect father's day - woke up - had coffee - got card and gift and hug from kid - went on bike ride (gorgeous, weather perfect) - watched soccer (on tv) and baseball (on laptop) - had nap - watched more soccer - made an iced latte - gonna have a beer now, then caprese on the deck with the fam
8- Jon HegglundBluesky· 1h ago
they should wash KSA
we are all Cape Verde today
every bad vibe in MLB is dancing around Vitello like Pigpen’s dirt
5- Jon HegglundBluesky· 5h ago
with the waffles, chocolate, frites, and beer, it's a wonder anyone in that country ever gets out of bed
1 Belgium stodgy af
11“we have our own reflecting pool at home” the pool:
1- Jon HegglundBluesky· 9h ago
thanks, Amber!
this is my kid
73shout out to the dads who are actively and intentionally fighting against all of the things that their shitty fathers did or did not do. you can't erase paternal trauma but you can sure as hell not repeat it.
3- Jon HegglundBluesky· 10h ago
"Nutmegged into Oblivion: The Alexi Lalas Story"
- Jon HegglundBluesky· 11h ago
randomly saw my son’s track coach at a fundraiser, went over and shook his hand vigorously and said “we really appreciate all you’re doing for these kids”
5 - Jon HegglundBluesky· 22h ago
there are people not using charcoal chimneys in 2026? inconceivable
1 - Jon HegglundBluesky· 22h ago
that was alarmingly specific
1 - Jon HegglundBluesky· 1d ago
Guinness 0 is the NA unicorn Deschutes NAs are solid, and Elysian Easy Dust says it’s a IPA but reads more pilsner to me (don’t know how widely these are available outside the PNW)
11 - Jon HegglundBluesky· 1d ago
yes, absolutely. goose meme: too may people! which people, motherfucker?
1 - Jon HegglundBluesky· 1d ago
it's disturbing that statements like that are meant to signify "I'm environmentally aware" and not "I'm a species eliminationist"
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