Michael Baumann

In all fairness: "You're fucking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. Everybody hates you now. What the fuck are you doing?" is, like, a 50th percentile thing that gets said to guys from Montgomery County regardless of context

A.J. Brown trade official: Eagles send wide receiver to Patriots for draft picks

All things end

Don't sleep on the attempted Costello Maneuver by the home plate ump

Lol he was just able to whip up one of the saddest songs in rock and roll history with the feelings he had lying around in the pantry

Twice divorced ultramarathon-running *Mariners superfan.* The man's base state is so unhappy "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" sounded like "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" in his head

Absolutely diabolical

I love Lady Gaga. Do other straight guys not love Lady Gaga?

Man they'll let you say anything on this website

You can make good movies even if you are a reactionary nutter, we've all seen Red Dawn

You know it was dumb to sac bunt when the college color commentator goes off on you

Lol false alarm

I barely saw it at all he was out so fast

Roch Cholowsky pops out with the go-ahead run on and two out in the bottom of the eighth hoooooooo boy

Virginia Tech just took the lead over no. 1 UCLA in the 8th inning of a regional elimination game. If this score holds it'd be the biggest postseason flop maybe in college baseball history

More random but also more honorable

I did the Rick Dalton pointing thing when this guy came onscreen

Bummerrrrrrrrr

Come on David Raya save our asses again

Haha this is great I'm having fun

Yeah they were all wearing FDNY stuff for a few episodes