Mike Gianella

I walked outside briefly to lock up a fence and the air smells nasty

Messi and several Argentine players have awful politics but this complaint coming from American sports fans - who surely root for teams that employ multiple MAGA assholes - is lacking in self awareness in oh so many ways

as long as you don’t open it too close to my Pilates studio, Glutes To Your Seat

I sell poisoned food give them diarrhea too that’s what people say that’s what people say

well that’s not pants shitting terrifying at all

hey Grace, thanks for the gross, sweaty headband you recommended.

I went to the Gotham game last night with a friend. Her daughter and daughter’s friend were there and it was discouraging overhearing how they’re resigned to everything being fucked forever

not interested in baseball, generally only likes women’s sports

without your business the company might foal’d

thoughts and prayers in advance for being that far away from the best pizza in the world

it was a special night, for sure