Fully expecting an SNL cold-open where the new Press Sec is introduced, but Trump keeps banging a gong and swapping in a new blonde mid-sentence as each either says something moronic or is asked about some outrageous lie on their CV.
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Julian Sanchez
He sits motionless, like a spider in the center of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. juliansanchez.com
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- JJulian SanchezBluesky@normative.bsky.social · 46m ago
- JJulian SanchezBluesky@normative.bsky.social · 1h ago
Since there’s an opening for press secretary, I know a great candidate who’s not only a lawyer, but a neurosurgeon, a Grammy-winning recording artist, and the inventor of the Post-It Note.
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